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Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket and you're parked.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
All your kids are named "Joe".
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
People get dizzy just watching you.
Starbucks owns the mortgage to your house.
You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.
Your life's goal is to amount to a hill-of-beans.
When someone asks, "How are you?" You reply, "Good to the last drop".
You named your cats Cream and Sugar.
You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
You help your dog chase its tail.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an IV hookup.
Courtesy:
Orange Peel Gazette
P.O. Box 700792, St. Cloud, FL 34770
407-892-5556
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